Rated M for discussion of adult activities.
Rufus and Penn were seated at a table at Leon’s Pub, enjoying some craft beer and happy hour snacks. Rufus asked, “What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“I dunno,” Penn replied. “What about you?”
Between bites of wings, Rufus answered, “I’m going to Ellowyne’s. She and I are making dinner. I think we’re having seafood linguine. Or maybe we’re roasting a chicken. Anyway, I’m bringing some champagne. After we eat, we can curl up under a blanket and watch some romcoms. Or not.” He grinned. “And I ordered some orchids—that’s her favorite flower—and a sterling silver pendant with the molecular structure of chocolate.”
“That sounds cozy but a lot of work,” Penn exclaimed.
“Maybe,” Rufus replied. “But it’s not work when you love someone. Plus, it’s so much easier when you know your partner and what she likes and doesn’t like. Ellowyne hates crowds, so staying home on a busy night is a no-brainer. She loves chocolate and being hands-on, so we’re making chocolate truffles and chocolate-dipped strawberries, the perfect afternoon project unless we get distracted. Besides, this is our first Valentine’s Day since we started dating seriously. I want it to be special.” He dipped his wing in some ranch dressing and added, “By the way, you never told me what you’re doing.”
“Well, I have to work night shift, 7PM to 7:30AM, which is actually a good thing,” Penn answered. “And maybe the hospital will take pity on me and ask me to come to work early.” He picked away the gravy and fries from the poutine and popped a squeaky cheese curd in his mouth.
“You sound happy about working on Valentine’s Day,” Rufus remarked. “No one special right now?”
“It’s complicated,” Penn replied. “I’ve been seeing Prudence. Casually, of course.”
“Of course,” Rufus said. “So you’re not doing anything special with her?”
Penn’s mouth twisted into a tight tangle. “I’ve also been going out with Lizette.”
Rufus dropped his chicken wing and his jaw. “You’re dating BOTH of them? Do they know about each other?”
“I’ve been upfront with them about wanting to keep things casual. They know I see other women and they can see other men. But, um, they don’t know about each other,” Penn admitted.
Rufus nearly aspirated a bite of his wing. “Other women? How many women are you seeing?”
Penn took a swig of beer before answering. “You remember the bachelor auction? Neema and I had an amazing time on our date. She’s beautiful, smart, and has a great sense of humor. So I’ve taken her out a few times. Casually.”
“Does she know—oh, that’s stupid! Of course Neema doesn’t know about Pru and Liz, and they don’t know about her,” Rufus exclaimed. He shook his head. “So whatever happened with you and Amber? Ellowyne and I thought you two were involved.”
Just then, Penn got an unexpected text. It was from Amber, inviting Penn to her house for a booty call. His phone had been sitting on the table, and he grabbed it quickly, but not before Rufus glanced at it. He said incredulously, “Ellowyne was right! You and Amber are friends with benefits, aren’t you?”
Penn’s cheeks burned like they had been seared with hot pokers. “Amber and I started off casually dating but things progressed and, you know. Neither of us had time for a relationship but we were attracted to each other. So we came up with this.”
Rufus stared at his beer, watching as the bubbles ascended and burst on the top. He could not deny that Amber was attractive, and at one time, she proposed a similar arrangement to him. He declined because he was in love with Ellowyne, even though at the time his feelings were unrequited. Still, he couldn’t imagine himself with anyone else. He took a sip, then asked, “Do you want to be in a relationship with Amber?”
Penn shook his head. “Nope. Look, I’ve been in the Army. I’ve been in combat. And I’ve been in nursing school. I haven’t had time for a social life since I was in high school. The stuff I’ve done has been stressful. I hooked up with some of the female soldiers when I was in Afghanistan. And with some of my classmates. It was a good way to deal with the stress of the program. Since graduation, I’ve had a couple of casual hookups with some of the other nurses, too, but they were just a way to blow off steam. You know, mindless, meaningless sex.”
But Rufus didn’t know. He didn’t understand mindless, meaningless sex. He and Ellowyne were monogamous and committed, and neither wanted to be with anyone else, casually or seriously. Still, he wasn’t going to judge Penn and decided not to comment. For a nanosecond, he wondered if Penn and Ellowyne would have dated or hooked up had she not been with him. He dismissed the notion because he wasn’t going to waste time on a silly speculation. Then he scowled, and uneasily asked, “Now, you aren’t sleeping with Pru, Liz, or Neema, are you?” They were his friends as well as Ellowyne’s. He felt a bit protective of them and didn’t want to see them get hurt.
Penn shook his head. “No! I’m only sleeping with Amber. Pru, Liz, and Neema are amazing women but I’m not going to hook up with them. It wouldn’t be fair to anyone.”
Rufus let out a big sigh. “So back to my question. Working on Valentine’s Day is the perfect excuse for not taking anyone out. But aren’t you going to give them something like flowers or chocolate? At least you’re sending cards. Right?”
Between morsels of poutine, Penn answered, “I hadn’t even thought about that. I guess I should, huh?”
“Look, you need to do something for all of your women. Keep it simple and make sure you give each of them pretty much the same thing, and tell them to keep it to themselves so they don’t realize you’re dating all of them. You don’t want to do too much. Before Ellowyne and I started dating, I’d send her flowers and candy all the time and sometimes, she’d show my gifts to our friends and complain that I was overdoing it. She’d put everything under a microscope, trying to figure out my motives. One Christmas, I gave her a snow globe. She showed all our friends and wondered what it meant. It was beautiful and reminded me of her. Later, she admitted that sometimes she felt overwhelmed by my gifts and gestures before we got together. Bottom line, don’t give the ladies something too extravagant that will make them overthink or misinterpret your gesture.”
Penn nodded. “Yeah. So maybe a card for Liz, Pru, and Neema, and a card and flowers for Amber. Since nobody knows about Amber and me, it should be okay. Hey, she texted me earlier. I should get back to her stat.”
A few days later, Penn was ready for Valentine’s Day. He bought four unique handmade cards created with recycled paper, one for each girl. The sentiments were sincere but not misleading. He ordered a single rose and small box of truffles for each woman, except Amber, for whom he got a bouquet of roses and a larger box of candy. Since he was working, he didn’t need to worry about taking anyone out. Problem solved!
Or was it?
Penn got off from work at 7:30 the morning after Valentine’s Day. The emergency room saw a number of strange cases, from a man who got a nasty burn he was trying to make dinner au naturale, to a woman allergic to seafood, who went into anaphylactic shock after her boyfriend kissed her after he had a shrimp dinner, to a man who got a concussion when he fainted and hit his head after his boyfriend proposed. Penn was with that patient when he came to and accepted that proposal, and he was the first to congratulate them. Then he, some of the nurses, doctors, and techs toasted them with ginger ale poured into plastic medicine cups.
As Penn left the ER and went to his car to go home, he found Prudence waiting for him in the employee lot. She decided to surprise him and take him to breakfast. Indeed, her gesture was unexpected but not unwelcome—at least, until Neema drove up to the parking lot with the same intention! The women glared at each other while Penn shifted his weight from one foot to the other. Then Lizette showed up as well! The three women stared icily at Penn and demanded an explanation.
Penn initially speechless but eventually stammered out an apology to them. “I’m sorry,” he said softly. “I didn’t mean to hurt any of you. It’s just that you’re all so beautiful and interesting, and I enjoy your company.”
Neema’s eyes narrowed. Prudence scowled. Lizette wanted answers.
“Why would you date all of us? Wouldn’t you be happier in a relationship with just one woman?” Lizette demanded.
Penn bit his lower lip. Sometimes he thought about committing to an exclusive relationship with one woman. Sometimes he envied the relationship Rufus and Ellowyne had. But was he ready to settle down? If he wanted a serious relationship, whom would he choose? “To tell you the truth, I’m just not ready to have an exclusive relationship with anybody. I don’t mean to sound selfish, but after being in the war in Afghanistan and studying so hard in nursing school, I missed out on dating for so many years. I don’t think of myself as a dog, but I want to date around a little more. And you three are the most charming women I know!”
“Okay, I get it,” Prudence replied. “But you’re still okay with us dating other men, right?”
“Of course,” Penn exclaimed. “I don’t want you to miss out on dating other guys. You might find someone wonderful, much better than me.”
With that comment, the women’s faces and demeanors softened. Neema smiled sweetly and said, “Oh, Penn. You are a one-of-a-kind guy. Apology accepted.”
“Same here,” Prudence added. “You might find someone you’re meant for but we might, too.”
Lizette’s eyes glistened a little as tears formed. Blinking them away, she also accepted Penn’s apology and understood that she could date someone else just as Penn could.
The three women drew Penn into a group hug, and they took him out for breakfast. After a delicious feast of waffles, bacon, and scrambled eggs, Penn bid the ladies adieu and went to his car. He hadn’t even put the key in the ignition when he received a text from Neema. “I’d still like to date you,” she wrote. “We don’t need to tell Pru and Lizette.”
In less than a minute, he got a text from Lizette. “I can’t be mad at you. I’d like to continue seeing you. We don’t have to tell Prudence or Neema.”
Within seconds of his reading Lizette’s text, he got one from Prudence. “I’d like to see you again. I won’t say anything to Neema or Lizette.”
Before Penn could answer any of the texts, he received one from Amber, inviting him to her house. He pulled out of the parking lot, turned his car in the direction of the Stanhope mansion, and grinned.